A normal phone conversation with my little sister Rachael.
Title: What I know about the Model UN club
Me: What are you doing tonight?
R: I have a group meeting
Me: A group meeting?! Like AA
R: Not quite, I am in the Model UN club
Me: Whenever I think about the Model UN, I think of that one Simpsons episode when Bart and Lisa are in the Model UN and their bus crashes and they have to live on a island and a wild boar steals all there food. Do you know which one I am talking about?
R: Yeah, you told me that the first time I told you I was in the Model UN club.
Me: Oh, Well what country are you?
R: Venezuela
Me: Venesswayula (side note: I could never pronounce this country) aren’t they having a lot of government problems?
R: No
Me: Are you sure? I am sure I saw that on the news
R: Positive
Me: Maybe it was Guatamaylia (side note: another country I can’t pronounce) If I was in Model UN club I would want West Canada because then I could speak English.
R: We all speak English.
Me: Hmmm Do you get to dress up?
R: Not all the time
Me: What do you wear a poncho and a sombrero?
R: No, I wear church clothes.
Me: And come riding in on a donkey (side note: I am not racist, just dumb)
R: Wow
Me: I am going to Photoshop that.
R. I have to go now, my meeting is about to start
Me: Have fun at AA!!!
7 comments:
I don't know that they're having government problems, but the president is a psyco. Also, no american missionaries allowed.
Beka, best. post. ever.
I can't stop laughing.
Even after I called you to tell you I was laughing, but couldn't stop laughing to tell you, that I was laughing.
Rachael words I love: "wow" and "positive".
Best quote:"If I was in Model UN club I would want West Canada because then I could speak English"
Best response:"We all speak English"
Hysterical.
I vote for more conversations between you and rachael posted on your blog.
That's right you did ad lib a little bit. But melony is right, we have hilarious conversations pretty often. I'll have to keep that in mind.
lol
Almost every time Rachael talks about MUN, I ask if anyone wears berets. I wish they would wear more berets.
I second Melony's vote.
I only had one hand available to type when I left my last comment, but this post seriously cracked me up.
It's pretty much how 60% of the conversations go between Mike and I.
p.s. you're not dumb, you just have different interests.
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